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Microgrid 

A group of people who want to play power utility, but lack the general understanding of the powers they are meddling with, and the consequences of failing to balance the Ying and Yang forces of supply and demand. But it sounds cool... so what’s the worst that can happen.
“We need a microgrid. It will save us money and is super cool.” said the hippie with the man bun.
Microgrid by Evil_Bob-666 January 25, 2021
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microtrigger 

A minuscule, often unintended offense that elicits an uncomfortable or undesirable response or reaction at an objectively disproportionate level; a play on the concept of "triggers" and so-called "microaggressions"
Amy, I need you to know that complimenting the color of my shirt is a microtrigger about my weight fluctuation.
microtrigger by poopooOU812 September 5, 2016

Microgifts 

The first ever iPhone Application designed for charitable giving. Developed by three teenagers, Microgifts is able to allow users to give to charities directly through their iPhones. Giving just got easier.
Colton: "Hey I want to change the world but I'm not quite sure I can make a difference..."
Mark: "Together, we're something."
Jared: "That's right, with Microgifts you can make a difference!"
Microgifts by Microgifts November 12, 2009

microprick 

haha look at the microprick, hes got an apple laptop cus windows search couldnt find a needle in a needle cushion
microprick by microsoftmustdie June 29, 2011

microgivashit 

1000 nanogivashits, 1,000,000 picogivashits.
What Geraldo Rivera is thinking doesn't even register on my microgivashit meter.
microgivashit by harry flashman July 19, 2003

microfridge 

The shitty miniature fridge/microwave that dorm rooms rent out to students because they're too afraid someone will set the building on fire.
Hey man! Want to put some popcorn in the microfridge for me? It will only take 30 minutes till it's done!
microfridge by Jordan Castle March 31, 2008

microgivashit 

Infinatessimally small unit of measurement.
"you can express the extent of my concern in microgivashits."
microgivashit by j e walker April 27, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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