microchip
Person 1: Hey bro, when are you getting microchipped
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates
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microchip
An intergrated circuit comprising of a EEprom, a Processor and Flash Memory. It is programmed by codeing in Assembily, C or even Basic, which is compiled into Hex and "Burnt" onto the chip. Often caled a PIC (Programmable Intergrated Circuit) Available in a 12, 4,16 and 18 series. Very common example is the 16F84 (which is now obsalite) Competitors to ATMEL. A IC is not a Microchip. Similar to a Dyson is not a hoover.
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Microchip
1.Electronics A minute slice of a semiconducting material, such as silicon or germanium, doped and otherwise processed to have specified electrical characteristics, especially before it is developed into an electronic component or integrated circuit.
2. Series of wires integrated into some form of technological device.
3. Also can be considered as Porn for nerds.
2. Series of wires integrated into some form of technological device.
3. Also can be considered as Porn for nerds.
Nerd 1: "OMG I took apart my laptop just to see the microchip."
Nerd 2: "0 g05h 7h47 15 50 n4ugh7y y0u p3rv3."
Nerd 2: "0 g05h 7h47 15 50 n4ugh7y y0u p3rv3."
Microchip by Bradford J.F Soriano December 16, 2008
Microchip on my Shoulder
2021 world wide microchip shortage caused by Covid-19 conspiracy theory of microchips being injected with every vaccine shot.
Hey Dustin, did you get Covid-19 vaccine?
Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".
Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".
Microchip on my Shoulder by Marcellus_Wallace May 3, 2021
microshit fanboy
Person 1: *Rants in his Zoom call on how Windows 10 is the best*
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, microshit fanboy. Stop the fucking rant.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, microshit fanboy. Stop the fucking rant.
microshit fanboy by sd8322 June 4, 2021
Microphice
Yo! My man tore it up on the microphice last night.
Dexter: I was on my computer last night and Monique invited me to chat, but I couldn't hear anything.
Marco: She's so stupid.
Dexter: I know. How's she gonna try to voice chat without plugging in her microphice?
Dexter: I was on my computer last night and Monique invited me to chat, but I couldn't hear anything.
Marco: She's so stupid.
Dexter: I know. How's she gonna try to voice chat without plugging in her microphice?
Microphice by Black Assazzin April 7, 2009
microcrapping
That surprise phenomenon when you fart but then accidentally pass a tiny little turd at the same time.
microcrapping by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019
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