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microchip
Person 1: Hey bro, when are you getting microchipped
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates
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Microchode
A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.
Microchode by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010
Microchip on my Shoulder
2021 world wide microchip shortage caused by Covid-19 conspiracy theory of microchips being injected with every vaccine shot.
Hey Dustin, did you get Covid-19 vaccine?
Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".
Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".
Microchip on my Shoulder by Marcellus_Wallace May 3, 2021
Microchode
A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.
Microchode by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010
microchip
An intergrated circuit comprising of a EEprom, a Processor and Flash Memory. It is programmed by codeing in Assembily, C or even Basic, which is compiled into Hex and "Burnt" onto the chip. Often caled a PIC (Programmable Intergrated Circuit) Available in a 12, 4,16 and 18 series. Very common example is the 16F84 (which is now obsalite) Competitors to ATMEL. A IC is not a Microchip. Similar to a Dyson is not a hoover.
Microchip
1.Electronics A minute slice of a semiconducting material, such as silicon or germanium, doped and otherwise processed to have specified electrical characteristics, especially before it is developed into an electronic component or integrated circuit.
2. Series of wires integrated into some form of technological device.
3. Also can be considered as Porn for nerds.
2. Series of wires integrated into some form of technological device.
3. Also can be considered as Porn for nerds.
Nerd 1: "OMG I took apart my laptop just to see the microchip."
Nerd 2: "0 g05h 7h47 15 50 n4ugh7y y0u p3rv3."
Nerd 2: "0 g05h 7h47 15 50 n4ugh7y y0u p3rv3."
Microchip by Bradford J.F Soriano December 16, 2008
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