Microclit

Having a smaller than average clitoris, it can be harder to reach orgasm because those who have micro clits most likely will have them spaced father Away from the vaginal opening by as much as 30% compared to normal anatomy. ( this is still in mm). There are other ways of obtaining orgasm but getting in touch with your own body and what works for you always helps.

That girl has a microclit the size of a grain of rice.

by pumbucks May 29, 2018

microchip

Being vaccinated for covid-19 (ie having a microchip inserted in you by Bill Gates)

Person 1: Hey bro, when are you getting microchipped
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates

by Dr. Fauci April 30, 2021

Micronites

Imaginary "little-people" or "micro-people" that psychotics claim to see or hear.

The assassin that killed John Lennon, Mark D. Chapman, fantasized that he was King over the "Micronites" that lived in his walls.

by Rosskopf December 20, 2013

microflirting

When someone wants to fuck you, but they don't know it yet or want to keep it on the DL. It's flirting, but at a subtler level.

Girl #1: Hey skank, lay off my ex
Girl #2: Um...we were just talking, bitch
Girl #1: Um...no you weren't. Thats the 4th time this week you complimented his hair, you just touched his arm, and that was some subtle eye-fuck action. Don't think I don't know about microflirting, bitch.

by Derek Michael December 6, 2015

microshit fanboy

Someone who is obsessed with Windows 10, other versions of Windows, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Rants in his Zoom call on how Windows 10 is the best*
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, microshit fanboy. Stop the fucking rant.

by sd8322 June 4, 2021

microcontroller

A word that sounds like a part of computers, but geeks made up to make them stand out from non-geekz.

Can also signify penis.

Are you coming to the party? - No, I‘m programming a microcontroller tonight.

by DoDo🐠 November 9, 2020

Microflirting

Similar to micro aggressions, microflirting is flirting on a smaller, much subtler scale. Maybe she's married, he's engaged, or they're in the same friend group, but they occaisonally make comments or gestures that suggest that interest.

Girl: "Hey, I really like your hair today. I love the conservative, clean-cut style."
Guy: "Thanks!"
Guy's friend later: "Bro, she has totally been Microflirting with you, man. That's like the 3rd time she's complemented your hair."

(Girl and guy hug as they part)
Girl's friend: "Gurl, did you see how he gave you strong eye contact and lingered for half a second on your lower back?That was totally a Microflirt."

by Derek Michael November 24, 2015