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Micro gang 

Smaller than small gang.

Opposite of Macro gang
Ay bro, you made it out of micro gang yet?
Micro gang by On gang March 18, 2022
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Macro gang

Damn bro, you in macro gang or smth?
Macro gang by On gang March 18, 2022
The typically minicule penis of an asian male.
Did you see the microwang on that slope! Me neither!
microwang by Jorish September 19, 2005

microwangus 

the smallest fucking penis geneticly possible. The only way to obtain one is to play fortnite.
when i see someone playing fortnite, i start to feel my balls shrivel up into a microwangus.
microwangus by GaYmOnTaUgE February 13, 2019

microbang 

when a trans man has penetrative sex using his bottom growth
"u ready to microbang, gurl?"

"yes, daddy"
microbang by bangboi69 September 30, 2022

Microjang 

A conjoining of the (company) names 'Microsoft' and 'Mojang'.
Microjang can be used to jointly refer to the two companies and their combined endeavours since Mojang was acquired by Microsoft in 2014.
Wow, Microjang has made so many superfluous, immoral, disrespectful, politically involved, and downright bad decisions in its handling of Minecraft. I much prefer Mojang before Notch sold to Microsoft.
Microjang by Feniks February 27, 2024

Thrombotic microangiopathy 

a condition where the pussy eats away anything in touches
Thrombotic microangiopathy a
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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