microwangus

the smallest fucking penis geneticly possible. The only way to obtain one is to play fortnite.

when i see someone playing fortnite, i start to feel my balls shrivel up into a microwangus.

by GaYmOnTaUgE February 13, 2019

microanus

A concerning deficiency in which a man or woman has an abnormally small and concerning anus. A magnifying glass of some sort would be required to see this quite pathetic-looking genitalia.

Suzy Q: Aight, I gotta take a shit.
Bo: Same here.
Suzy Q: Of course you do.

~49 minutes later~
Suzy Q: Ayo, Bo! You doing alright there?
Bo: We've got a problem.
Suzy Q: Oh shit, do you have a... microanus. No wonder you're taking so god damn long! HURRY THE FUCK UP AND GET THE SHIT OUT, YOU FUCKER.
Bo: ... aight

by nutmachine696 February 19, 2018

microwang

The typically minicule penis of an asian male.

Did you see the microwang on that slope! Me neither!

by Jorish September 19, 2005