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micro dick 

a small dick that makes you feel awkward as fuck!
homegirl: damb foo whats up with you and ziggy?? i heard you foos were hitting it off in the begining?? G-Eyes:hell no! foo! i thought he was cute at first but when i found out he was a lazy ass mamas boy i said chales and to top it off homeboy had a micro dick!!! im cool on that lame! i felt awkward as fuck when he pulled his pants down when we were about to handle.
micro dick by MS.DRAMA February 28, 2010
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Micro dick 

Tiny ass dick. It's like you never hit puberty. You always hear the question during sex, "Is it in yet." Since it is so small.
Girl:"Is it in yet?"
Guy:"Fuck! I hate micro dick!
Micro dick by Arthur Kyle 69 January 23, 2009

Micro Dick 

A penis that is so small that you can't even see it with a microscope
Becky did you hear little Timmy next door has a Micro Dick
Micro Dick by Xx.Pussy_Cat.xX November 15, 2018

Micro-dick 

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.
He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.
Micro-dick by Ballhumper August 14, 2023

micro soft dick 

1. A micropenis either in its flaccid state or with the inability to achieve an erection.
2. A penis which is really small, resembling a micropenis while in a flaccid state but which may or may not be small, or, may or may not be a literal micropenis in its erect state.
1. "He had a micro soft dick - Not only was it a micropenis but he could never even get it hard. It was basically a clit."
2. Suzie (walks in on Johnny changing) : "Wow, your dick is tiny! You must have a micropenis!"
Johnny: "No, it is a 'micro soft dick'. Look it up on Urban Dictionary! That means it's really tiny when it's soft but it might not be when it gets erect!"
Suzie: "Might not be? That's not very reassuring, hehe."

micro dickism 

When you play a cell phone game and spend tons of money on it to be good and bully people in that said game. But is a pussy in real life and suffer from small pee pee syndrome
Rok in last war struggle with micro dickism because they hate there real life micro penis.
micro dickism by Keldawg5 December 28, 2024

microdick 

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.
Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.
microdick by Gollum May 24, 2006
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