micro dick

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a small dick that makes you feel awkward as fuck!

homegirl: damb foo whats up with you and ziggy?? i heard you foos were hitting it off in the begining?? G-Eyes:hell no! foo! i thought he was cute at first but when i found out he was a lazy ass mamas boy i said chales and to top it off homeboy had a micro dick!!! im cool on that lame! i felt awkward as fuck when he pulled his pants down when we were about to handle.

micro dick by MS.DRAMA February 28, 2010

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Micro dick

Tiny ass dick. It's like you never hit puberty. You always hear the question during sex, "Is it in yet." Since it is so small.

Girl:"Is it in yet?"
Guy:"Fuck! I hate micro dick!

Micro dick by Arthur Kyle 69 January 23, 2009

Related Words

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Micro Dick

A penis that is so small that you can't even see it with a microscope

Becky did you hear little Timmy next door has a Micro Dick

Micro Dick by Xx.Pussy_Cat.xX November 15, 2018

Micro-dick

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.

He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.

Micro-dick by Ballhumper August 14, 2023

micro soft dick

1. A micropenis either in its flaccid state or with the inability to achieve an erection.
2. A penis which is really small, resembling a micropenis while in a flaccid state but which may or may not be small, or, may or may not be a literal micropenis in its erect state.

1. "He had a micro soft dick - Not only was it a micropenis but he could never even get it hard. It was basically a clit."
2. Suzie (walks in on Johnny changing) : "Wow, your dick is tiny! You must have a micropenis!"
Johnny: "No, it is a 'micro soft dick'. Look it up on Urban Dictionary! That means it's really tiny when it's soft but it might not be when it gets erect!"
Suzie: "Might not be? That's not very reassuring, hehe."

micro soft dick by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

micro dickism

When you play a cell phone game and spend tons of money on it to be good and bully people in that said game. But is a pussy in real life and suffer from small pee pee syndrome

Rok in last war struggle with micro dickism because they hate there real life micro penis.

micro dickism by Keldawg5 December 28, 2024

microdick

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

microdick by Gollum May 24, 2006

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026