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michaelwanker 

A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.

Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.

Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.

Me: Wow, that was quick.
michaelwanker by thehonkster June 13, 2009

Michaelrowave 

Michaelrowave is the extended form of Michael/and or Mike.
Ayo my boy Michaelrowave da sghetty ready.”

michealwave 

Something Ricky from trailer park boys used to heat up the hood chicken fingers
Fucking bubbles burnt my chicken fingers using my michealwave
michealwave by Ricky 42069 March 23, 2024

MichaelJaye 

The ideal boyfriend for almost any girl. Creative, strong, athletic, but not so smart! This is the kind of person best to be a friend but not as a cheat on a math test
MichaelJaye is amazing
MichaelJaye by Source7777 September 16, 2018

Michaelade 

A Michaelade is the kind of guy to bring the drinks to the party.

That fatass who cares too much for others.
Michaelade brought Powerades again.
Michaelade by OmniiVamp June 11, 2021

Michaelverse 

A bunch of idiots gathered together and made a little server as a joke but it became serious.
What the hell is Michaelverse? and how do I get in?
Michaelverse by insommmng November 2, 2021