MichaelJaye 

The ideal boyfriend for almost any girl. Creative, strong, athletic, but not so smart! This is the kind of person best to be a friend but not as a cheat on a math test

MichaelJaye is amazing

MichaelJaye by Source7777 September 16, 2018

MichaelWave 

Makes food with heed. throe Roman numerals in the michaelwave, assume assist done bone apple teeth

jsut Michaelwaved some roman numerals Bone fuck my Ray Romano BluRay

MichaelWave by Cerebrex June 5, 2019

MichaelJackson

To do something that is in the style of something Michael Jackson would do.

I was performing the song and I moonwalked, I sure MichaelJacksoned it.

MichaelJackson by Jason Star November 13, 2005

Michaelbaytion 

1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.

2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.

See CSI: Miami.

1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"

"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."

2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.

Michaelbaytion by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009

MichaelBaySplosion 

A huge, over-exaggerated explosion, often seen in many Michael Bay movies and some video games. The explosion is always unrealistic (if not most of the time).

Guy 1: Hey man, you seen the new Transformers movie?
Guy 2: Pfff, nah man. Way too many MichaelBaySplosions.

MichaelBaySplosion by Percival Sweetwater III June 23, 2011

michaeljackson

~ 1. Angel - a True Angel from heavens who is sent as a gift for all mankind.
~ 2. The King - The powerful, magical King of NeverLand who could really Heal The World, if only they let him.
~ 3. Peter Pan - A true child at His heart who simply has maintained His innocence and purity.
~ 4. A misunderstood one - that is caused by ignorance of people and evil soul of Media.
~ 5. The Best Entertainer who had ever lived in the entire universe - The most successful Singer, Greatest Dancer, Awesome Performer.
~ 6. A RICH man who is SO handsome and that has made MANY, MANY, MANY PEOPLE GROW JEALOUS ABOUT HIM.
~ 7. The Kindest one in the whole world who His love and care for children are so sweet and simple and His mind is so clean.
~ 8. Someone who is found annoying just because He can't be a a usual like all the boring ordinary people and His difference had made him greater than other people. And those who are so closed-minded, can't cope with him just because he is different compared to them.
~ 9. Someone who will always have enemies since he is too hard to be understood because what he does is greater than human's mind.
~ 10. A "NOT GUILTY" ACCUSED MAN WHO IS 100% MORE INNOCEN and if he is Guilty, he is JUST guilty of being too kind, caring and compassinate for chidlren and people that is too hard for some to comprehend.
~ 11. Someone who is caring the burden of our sins and faults.
~ 12. Someone who looks so lovely and sweet and his love, magic, innocence, beauty, grace, divinity, glory, elegance, gorgeousness, loveliness and majestic is awesomely true.

RESPECT MICHAELJACKSON'S INNOCENCE AND LOVE HIS MAGIC.
Why people can't understand MichaelJackson and people try hard to love him.
Why do people judge MichaelJackson while they KNOW nothing about him.
It's so sad they can't comprehend the value of MichaelJackson.

michaeljackson by AsLonelyAsAngelMichael. September 13, 2008

michaeljoe 

Fuwwy Gwown Wheel of Fortune Winner.

Michaeljoe is my cousin and he is a super duper carpenter.

michaeljoe by Fuwwygwown42 December 12, 2019