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Maryphobia

This is the fear of the so called "Marry the Material Girl".
- Hey, let's go talk with Marry!
- No, she scares the crap out of me, because I have "Maryphobia"!
Maryphobia by Bob4oPopi May 19, 2022

Murphobia 

A fear of bald, smelly wankers, due to the fact that smelly wankers are usually smelly because they have smeg.
99% of the population suffer from murphobia.
The other 1% are bald smelly wankers.
Murphobia by Total Bum-tard October 20, 2008

manphobia 

when particularily a female is scared or shy around males and thinks that all men are mean and brutal.
the girl scurries away from men because she is afraid they will beat her for no reason she must have manphobia.
manphobia by pyromanic_ninja September 28, 2009

Miaphobia 

The fear of people called Mia for reasons being they are too sexy or scary.
I suffer from miaphobia as i can't look at my friend Mia without being scared
Miaphobia by anonymous January 3, 2022
A Fear or dislike against pedophiles
A random men:¨ eww You disgusting you a pedophile ¨.
Pedophile: ¨ You being Maphobic¨.
A random man: What is Maphobic.
pedophile: ¨Someone with Maphobia has fear or dislike in pedophiles¨.
Maphobia by Map Activist February 3, 2022

Murrphobia 

A person who is afraid to be in a committed, labeled relationship.
I've been hooking up and texting with this girl for weeks and she still has my number as digits in her contacts, she must have murrphobia
Murrphobia by SeaGood September 29, 2013