Murphobia

A fear of bald, smelly wankers, due to the fact that smelly wankers are usually smelly because they have smeg.

99% of the population suffer from murphobia.
The other 1% are bald smelly wankers.

by Total Bum-tard October 20, 2008

mbarphobia

a dislike, hatred, or fear of mbars and their antics stemming from jealousy

i saw someone with mbarphobia and i got mad

by thechilldylan February 16, 2021

Muphoria

Simple- Feelings of euphoria experienced by music alone- uplifting songs are a specialty!

I used to trip out to ray of light as a minor, like the music was flowing through every nerve and emotion- complete muphoria :)

by Firelovesugar January 12, 2009

Maryphobia

This is the fear of the so called "Marry the Material Girl".

- Hey, let's go talk with Marry!
- No, she scares the crap out of me, because I have "Maryphobia"!

by Bob4oPopi May 19, 2022

Muniphobia

Fear of public transportation. Claustrophobia, hypochondria, and xenophobia all in one.

Amy suffered from an acute case of muniphobia, as she could not conquer her fear to travel aboard the municipal bus amongst the filthy common people.

by cobraskull September 10, 2010

Mucophobia

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)

1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"

by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

Murphoipea

The definition of Murphoipea is a mystery. The only knowledge is that the word exists and it’s a biproduct of murph.

Hey Caroline, you’ll never know what MURPHOIPEA is.

by Murphanian January 7, 2019