Murphobia
A fear of bald, smelly wankers, due to the fact that smelly wankers are usually smelly because they have smeg.
Murphobia by Total Bum-tard October 20, 2008
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mbarphobia
mbarphobia by thechilldylan February 16, 2021
Muphoria
I used to trip out to ray of light as a minor, like the music was flowing through every nerve and emotion- complete muphoria :)
Muphoria by Firelovesugar January 12, 2009
Maryphobia
Maryphobia by Bob4oPopi May 19, 2022
Muniphobia
Amy suffered from an acute case of muniphobia, as she could not conquer her fear to travel aboard the municipal bus amongst the filthy common people.
Muniphobia by cobraskull September 10, 2010
Mucophobia
The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.
Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?
2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."
1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."
1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012
Murphoipea
The definition of Murphoipea is a mystery. The only knowledge is that the word exists and it’s a biproduct of murph.
Murphoipea by Murphanian January 7, 2019
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