Mezionism 

Esoteric paradigm in which monotheistic materialism and meta-nihilism share a dualistic relationship through self-referencing sensualism.

Mezionism contains three esoteric paradigms which are assigned to each of three frames of consciousness: Protestantism, which is assigned to synthetic materialism; Hinduism, which is assigned to synthetic realism (synthetic sensualism); and meta-nihilism, which is assigned to synthetic nihilism.

Mezionism believes that the monotheistic deity is too materially conscious to be true. Therefore it must be sublimated into the metaphysical void of nihilism.

Mezionism by sandraxine June 23, 2018

Melonism 

Melonism is a religion that is equal to communism and melon

INotDumb is a creator of Melonism

Melonism by INotDumb December 16, 2019

Meninism 

Mens sarcastic answer to feminism by means of complaining about the other genders opression, much like feminism.

Rick believes in meninism, Lily is a feminist. They both fight about who is more oppresed. Rick is laughing the entire time.

Meninism by Deviant_rickross_mc mikerson February 14, 2015

Meninism 

Despite contrary belief, Meninism is a spoof of modern/third wave feminism. It has been highly criticized by moderns as 'white men making something about themselves,' or a movement for 'giving up.'

Online 'supporters' of meninism post humorous (or non-humorous) pictures, tweets, blogs, etc. contributing to the 'cause.'

I.E.: My eyes are up here.

Meninism by InTheEndo September 8, 2015

Meminism 

The advocacy of equal rights for memes with all other people regardless of race, sex, gender, or form.

As a meminist I advocate that memes should have the same rights men and women have to affordable healthcare. #meminism

Meminism by epycurasWynter February 25, 2017

Meninism 

A widespread spoof of modern, first world feminism and the many trivial things most feminists complain about. It is also sometimes used to call out double standards that men face due to their gender. However, it is not a real movement for equality despite the claims of many who get upset over it existing.

Amy: Are you a meninist, rob?

Rob: No, I can't be because meninism is a satirical take on feminism and nothing more.

Amy: *runs out of the room crying*

Meninism by spootyhead March 31, 2015

meliorism 

only the bestest person ever. leader of the panda lovers of the world, who are trying to improve the world by eating bamboo. awesome-sauce.

meliorism is fucking amazing.

meliorism by mmeellee December 9, 2010