spootyhead's definitions

Jess Phillips

A British MP who is an adamant radical feminist. One of her classic moments was laughing on International Men's Day when a male MP brought up the notion of "men's issues" which included suicide. Another memorable moment of her time in office was for being upset that people on twitter said they would not rape her. This was a direct response to her claiming she constantly feared being raped. As expected, it made her upset and she made the rounds on varying "news outlets" to complain over it. However, she claimed they were "rape threats," despite only talking about the ones saying they didn't want to rape her.

So wait, Jess Phillips was upset that people told her they wouldn't rape her?

by spootyhead January 18, 2017

delete your account

The epitome of edgy internet responses when you have nothing else to say.

Wanda: Why are you being so racist

Becky: delete your account

by spootyhead June 10, 2016

trigglypuff

In short: A living, breathing meme that perfectly represents the problem with progressive professors indoctrinating their millennial students. The name comes from a mixture of triggered and Jigglypuff.

Detailed: On April 25th, 2016, A panel was held at UMass Amherst called "The Triggering: Has Political Correctness Gone Too Far?" Steven Crowder, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Christina Hoff Sommers were the speakers. While Sommers was trying to speak, a young woman (trigglypuff), continued to scream curse words and tell the speakers to leave the campus. After being interrupted several times, Sommers spoke down to the hecklers. Triggly was not having any of that and demanded Sommers stop talking to them like children. To which Sommers replied "then stop acting like a child."

While the young woman shouted and cursed for nearly the entire 90 minutes of the event, along with several others, it was her few minutes of shouting while Sommers was at the mic that has since gone viral. News outlets around the globe have written articles about her, wondering what in the name of sanity is happening to Western universities.

trigglypuff had to take a breath after yelling for about 30 seconds.

by spootyhead May 14, 2016

The Trump Effect

When Donald Trump's words are taken out-of-context to make it seem like he is "literally Hitler" by the bias media to create fear and panic in the general public. It is done to claim he has been extremely hateful and bigoted in his presidential campaign and will destroy America and the world.

Wanda: Donald Trump is gonna murder black and mexican children!
Barry: He never said that, you're just part of The Trump Effect.

by spootyhead June 7, 2016

Margaret Sanger

The founder of Planned Parenthood and a feminist icon. It was not called "planned parenthood" when first opened, though, they were simply abortion clinics. The first three were opened in predominantly poor, black neighborhoods. She was a proud eugenicist and white supremacist who wanted the races to be pure. Unfortunately, she's championed as a hero by everyone from Tina Fey, to Hillary Clinton and nearly every democrat, liberal, and feminist. The refusal to admit what she actually stood for is so strong I will not be surprised if this definition is either not accepted or gets massive downvotes.

"Colored people are like human weeds and need to be exterminated." - Margaret Sanger

by spootyhead January 29, 2017

Lady

Concerned at the extreme double standard at play with the definitions for gentleman and lady, I decided to take a definition from the former and swap it for the latter:

Something very rare today. A woman who is respectful and considerate of those around her. Acts politely. Treats men and women with respect. Says thank you when helped, wears nice clothes, and is elegant. What more women should be. Because regardless of what feminists may tell you, treating people with respect and being polite doesn't give you "internalized misogyny" or make you a "traitor" or whatever. It makes you a good person and will really benefit you in life.

When we went out, she listened to my stories, gave me a box of chocolates, and thanked me for a wonderful night with a kiss on the cheek. She was such a classy lady.

Sally: Hello Miss, it's nice to meet you.

Woman: Same to you, dear.
Other person: Sally is a polite young lady

by spootyhead January 12, 2017

Assata Shakur

A domestic terrorist and black supremacist with ties to the Black Panthers and other radical, anarchist groups like the Black Liberation Army. She has committed a slew of crimes ranging from robbery, to kidnapping, and murder. Shakur went to prison in the 1970s after assassinating a police officer, but soon escaped with the help of BLA members and eventually fled to Cuba (where she still resides). Assata is considered an African American hero alongside Harriet Tubman and Martin Luther King Jr. She has received tributes from rap artists like Common and Public Enemy and is the inspiration for several groups including "Hands of Assata," "Assata's Daughters," and Black Lives Matter.

She is the first woman to be on the FBI's most wanted terrorist list and there is currently a $2 million reward for the assistance in her capture.

Assata Shakur is a violent radical who is now idolized by many violent radicals.

by spootyhead July 26, 2016