trigglypuff

In short: A living, breathing meme that perfectly represents the problem with progressive professors indoctrinating their millennial students. The name comes from a mixture of triggered and Jigglypuff.

Detailed: On April 25th, 2016, A panel was held at UMass Amherst called "The Triggering: Has Political Correctness Gone Too Far?" Steven Crowder, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Christina Hoff Sommers were the speakers. While Sommers was trying to speak, a young woman (trigglypuff), continued to scream curse words and tell the speakers to leave the campus. After being interrupted several times, Sommers spoke down to the hecklers. Triggly was not having any of that and demanded Sommers stop talking to them like children. To which Sommers replied "then stop acting like a child."

While the young woman shouted and cursed for nearly the entire 90 minutes of the event, along with several others, it was her few minutes of shouting while Sommers was at the mic that has since gone viral. News outlets around the globe have written articles about her, wondering what in the name of sanity is happening to Western universities.
trigglypuff had to take a breath after yelling for about 30 seconds.
by spootyhead May 14, 2016
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Bill Clinton

Former president of the United States, habitual liar, adulterer, and alleged serial rapist of young women. Also, in a political marriage with Hillary Clinton.
Bill Clinton tries to act like Fonzy, but is actually Quagmire.
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boy tears

A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and white tears.
Sandra got a "boy tears" shirt to indicate she likes giving fellatio.
by spootyhead August 07, 2016
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Christina Hoff Sommers

An American author and former philosophy professor who is best known for her writings on and criticism of modern feminism. Two of her most notable books are “Who Stole Feminism?” and “The War on Boys”. She is also known for coining the terms "equity feminist" and "gender feminist." The former being about having equal legal rights between men and women, while the latter is having a gynocentric view on society, which is usually synonymous with hating men. Sommers considers herself an equity feminist and is critical of gender feminism. In 2013, she was awarded the Exceptional Merit in Media Award by the National Women's Political Caucus, founded by Gloria Steinem.

Feminists and social justice warriors have accused Sommers of being anti-feminist and a right-wing, misogynist. Sommers responded with a tweet reading; "Some critics denounce me as 'right-winger.' Fact: Former sixties flower child/socialist. Now (registered) Democrat -- with libertarian leanings.” Ironically, most of her supporters tend to identify as antifeminist or egalitarian, rather than feminist. Sommers also hosts a video blog, "The Factual Feminist," in which she discusses the latest issues involving feminism with credible sources to back up her claims. She is also a supporter of GamerGate, a group of people within the gaming industry against unethical behavior and radical beliefs being forced into the mainstream. Many have given her the nickname "Based Mom" as a sign of respect.
Christina Hoff Sommers brings up a great deal of interesting and factual information regarding feminism in modern-day society.
by spootyhead May 19, 2016
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woman card

1) When a woman calls or suggests someone is sexist against women, even if they aren't, just to get their way with something.

2) When a woman uses issues women face, sometimes not even exclusively, to guilt-trip or even scare women into support them.

3) Something you can buy from Hillary Clinton to add with your "I'm with her" button.
1) Liz had nothing left to defend her stance once Mark proved it wrong with scientific evidence so she played the woman card and called him sexist.

2) Kristen was falling behind in the vote from women so she decided to play the woman card by saying "we have to stop this war on women" and "I will fight against rape culture" to scare women into voting for her.

3) Only sheeple would pay money to Hillary Clinton in exchange for a woman card.
by spootyhead July 31, 2016
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feels over reals

A slogan used to make fun of people who allow their emotions to override reality when it contradicts their desired narratives. These people suffer from post truth and tend to be victims of fearmongering. The term is primarily directed towards people on the left, primarily SJWs or Progressive "Liberals." This is because while both sides of the political and social spectrum have their issues, the left has a major problem with policing their radicals and mentally ill, allowing them into positions of leadership and authority.
The feels over reals people suffer from cognitive dissonance as they claim they care about facts and reason despite spreading lies and fear.
by spootyhead January 23, 2017
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