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Alternate spelling of "me too" typically used while drunk or suffering from fat fingets.
You like Vodka? Mevtoo
Mevtoo by Paraphrasia October 29, 2017
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Metoo whore 

A female or biological entity identifying as such who falsely proclaims to have been misused physically or mentally by a male member of the human species. A Metoo whore is often motivated by a strong incessant hatred towards males of any kind.
That Metoo Whore completely destroyed Zack's reputation. Now, everybody thinks he assaulted her sexually.
Metoo whore by Unclecrazy February 14, 2021
Related Words
publicly denounced by (#meetoo)
If Ellen was a man she would have been metooed
metooed by SonYaya October 29, 2019
Annoying little hardhat guy from the Megaman games who can't be hit except when he raises his hat... but that's when he shoots! He's best avoided. AKA met, hardhat. Related to Sniper Joe. NOT related to Metroid.
Why doesn't Dr. Wily build all his robots out of metool hat metal? (aka metooloy)
metool by Ed Kolis February 14, 2004
Internet trend used to destroy lives of people you hate
DISCLAIMER:Only works for women.
Omg i hate Jordan im gonna metoo him
Yass queeen slayyyy
MeToo by h4cker 4ch4n December 28, 2019
A feminist movement that started around a case of actual harm where an actual crime was committed but quickly spiraled to false accusations for political and economic gain, petty revenge, and brief fame by changing the definition of rape from anything from actual rape to looking at a woman for more than 5 seconds. It was justified by the idea that one should believe all women, all the time, and take their words without question and their accusations without investigation.

In the process it completely discredited actual rape victims.

The movement effectively came to an end when democrats were accused of rape and MeToo activists started blaming the victims to support their political candidates.
I wanted his job so I used MeToo to get him fired based on the accusation that he raped me by unconsensually saying "hello" while passing me in the hall.
MeToo by KolchakTheNightStalker January 6, 2023

Metooism 

Main Entry: Me-too-ism
Pronunciation: Mee-tuu-izm
Function: noun
1 : a theory that ultimate reality lies within a realm subcribing to the commonplace, ordinary or bitchin. If five others are doing it, it must be hot!

2 : the practice of forming your ideals or living under the influence of what other people are doing, or consider cool at any given moment.

3 : literary or artistic theory or practice that affirms the preeminent value of whatever is popular with the general public at a specific time and place, regardless of how silly a given trend may be, or how short it may last, and how foolish you will feel when it's over. At least you weren't alone right?
Joe: "Hey Bob, we learned about Metooism in Philosophy class today, btw check out the new armband tattoo I got?"

Bob: "You got one? Me too! Hey thats a metooism ain't it?"

Joe: "Yep it's a meetooism alright, hey check out this new tongue piercing I got Bob."

Bob: "WTF? Another metooism? I got one too dammit!"

Joe: " Yeah it doesn't help that we both have goatess too, this metooism lifestyle is rather craptacular isn't it? I think I'll try something different, and go shave my head."
Metooism by Brian_Thorn December 29, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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