Metrohawk (
N): The messy yet risque hairstyle achieved when a metrosexual man decides to orient his hair in an upward direction towards the center of his
head. The hair often stays in place due to the excessive amount of product that is used, and the end result is a neatly-formed ridge of hair running from the top front to top rear of the
head.
The main difference between a metrohawk and a mohawk is that the wearer of a metrohawk has a full
head of hair, as opposed to a mohawk where the hair is shaved off on the sides leaving only a skunk-like strip left running down the middle of the
head. The full
head of hair oriented upwards makes the entire
head as a whole resemble the shape of a closed up
rose, further completing the look of this modern day feminine man's style.
The metrohawk is most easily achieved by loading up one's hair with product, taking the hands and placing them over the ears, then while pushing inward as if squeezing the
head, sliding the hands upward, off the top of the head and up through the hair.
See metrosexual.
Skip: "
Wow Jonathan, that new hair style looks fabulous with your designer shirt."
Jonathan: "Well
gee-wiz Skip, it was a
snap with that extra product you let me borrow. I just put it in my hair and let inspiration do the rest."
Skip: "I love it. It looks super preppy but still kinda hardcore at the same
time, like you are almost going for a mohawk or something."
Jonathan: "Oh don't be a silly sam Skip. I'd never give myself a REAL mohawk. This is a metrohawk!"
