metzery

A beautiful person, inside and out. Will never lie or stab you in the back. Unique as hell, one-in-a-billion woman, hard-working mom and wife material. Spicy and sweet, and just as pretty as the moon. Once you meet one, she’ll change your world for the better.

“Damn that girl Metzery is wife material. Never seen anyone like her before. Definitely gonna marry her.”

metzery by MrFauncy November 23, 2021

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Metzer

A nice family who is talented and awesome. They are fun and loving.

Dang thats the METZER family!

Metzer by guest6469 June 29, 2011

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metery

Usually refers to Barramundi or other fish larger than a meter in length.

I lost a metery cause he was too big to land on my own without a net.

metery by BenOz December 5, 2007

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Metzeropolis

Metropolis where prostitution is legal and governed by the state.

The individual metropolitan areas in Canada were labelled by foreigners from Europe as metzeropolis, as prostitution is considered escorting in Canada, and any woman with a license who is regularly tested for venereal diseases may sign up with an escort agency to start making $300/hr on calls.

Metzeropolis by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa September 16, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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