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A beautiful person, inside and out. Will never lie or stab you in the back. Unique as hell, one-in-a-billion woman, hard-working mom and wife material. Spicy and sweet, and just as pretty as the moon. Once you meet one, she’ll change your world for the better.
“Damn that girl Metzery is wife material. Never seen anyone like her before. Definitely gonna marry her.”
metzery by MrFauncy November 23, 2021
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A nice family who is talented and awesome. They are fun and loving.
Dang thats the METZER family!
Metzer by guest6469 June 29, 2011
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Usually refers to Barramundi or other fish larger than a meter in length.
I lost a metery cause he was too big to land on my own without a net.
metery by BenOz December 5, 2007

Metzeropolis 

Metropolis where prostitution is legal and governed by the state.
The individual metropolitan areas in Canada were labelled by foreigners from Europe as metzeropolis, as prostitution is considered escorting in Canada, and any woman with a license who is regularly tested for venereal diseases may sign up with an escort agency to start making $300/hr on calls.
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