by JSHSISNISKAKSNSHENSJSJ May 16, 2021
Get the Metti mug.When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.
Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
by Teraknor January 27, 2014
Get the Meeting Tourettes mug.As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
by Max86 February 10, 2014
Get the Death by 1000 meetings mug.A Mattison is a gorgeous, tall, beautiful goddess, who makes the people around her wish that they could be her. She is the kindest and sweetest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. Dating a Matti is like dating an angel who has fallen from the sky and their only purpose is to be the greatest and most perfect person you could think of. She is very caring and love music and catching up with old friends. She reminisces in life and has a thoughtful outlook on like. Matti is the type of person that you always want to be around and being the boyfriend of a Matti will send shivers down your spine from her beauty.
Mattison is such a cutie
by NateFoster64 September 22, 2019
Get the Mattison mug.When someone is acting like Matthew Sturniolo when he's being sassy.
Examples are: rolling your eyes, pulling a "did you hear wtf they just said" face etc.
Examples are: rolling your eyes, pulling a "did you hear wtf they just said" face etc.
"drop the Mattitude"
by Nevermindtho. July 19, 2022
Get the Mattitude mug.by tibu March 9, 2012
Get the melting pearls on my tummy mug.Mattia è una persona speciale. Alcune volte pensa di esser un peso o una persona di poca importanza. Ma quello che non sa, e che non vede, è la sua bellezza. E no, non parlo *solo* della bellezza esterna, ma anche di quella interna. È una persona che nei momenti importante cerca di esserci sempre, una persona che fa regali e dediche inaspettate, quel tipo di cose che ti riscaldano il cuore. Senza di lui la vita di molte persone sarebbe scialba ed inutile. Chi lo incontra deve tenerselo stretto e trattarlo bene. E anche lui prima o poi riuscirá a vedere la sua bellissima persona❤️.
by Larry28lh July 31, 2020
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