A worldview combining watered-down adherence to Eastern and/or new-age spirituality and full-on consumerism. Anyone who thinks buying an electric car is a forward-thinking solution to life's problems is a metrospiritualist.
"I don't carehow much my yoga classes cost, they bring me closer to peace," said the adherent to metrospiritualism.
from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.
a game in which people stand in the isles of a moving metro. you must keep your balance. if you fall you are out. the last person standing is the winner.
"you should have seen the look on the faces of those people as they watched us metrosurf."
"i totally won when holly fell when the metro came to a stop."