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metropark 

A telecommunications company in St. Louis, that employs the coolest people west of the mississippi, and has absolutely raucous holiday parties.
Dude! Metropark just hooked me up with a v3000!

metrospiritualism 

A worldview combining watered-down adherence to Eastern and/or new-age spirituality and full-on consumerism. Anyone who thinks buying an electric car is a forward-thinking solution to life's problems is a metrospiritualist.
"I don't care how much my yoga classes cost, they bring me closer to peace," said the adherent to metrospiritualism.

MetroStyles 

In order to be in the inner circle you have to have let MetroStyles MetroStyles it.
MetroStyles by haiguise123 November 26, 2010

Metrotard 

from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.
I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.
Metrotard by oz April 9, 2005

metrosurf 

a game in which people stand in the isles of a moving metro. you must keep your balance. if you fall you are out. the last person standing is the winner.
"you should have seen the look on the faces of those people as they watched us metrosurf."
"i totally won when holly fell when the metro came to a stop."
metrosurf by simply a stranger October 24, 2007

metroskank 

a sterotypically trailer-dwelling man who has generally low hygene but still attempts to look clean by wearing metrosexual apparel
Sam: Did you see Seth walking out of Wal-Mart today with a bag of cheap-ass hair products and some led-based pink polo teeshirts?

Matt: Yeah dude, that kid is such a metroskank.
metroskank by m. sick December 29, 2007