metrosurf

a game in which people stand in the isles of a moving metro. you must keep your balance. if you fall you are out. the last person standing is the winner.

"you should have seen the look on the faces of those people as they watched us metrosurf."
"i totally won when holly fell when the metro came to a stop."

by simply a stranger October 24, 2007

metrouflage

Activities, behaviors, or possessions that are acquired specifically, either consciously or sub-consciously, to conceal the metro-sexual nature of an individual.

Eric's diesel F-350 is standard metrouflage used to alter perceptions of those he works with.

by Maj Moe Lestor February 19, 2009

metrocurious

Straight males who are intrigued and envious of the metrosexual fashion embraced by their peers.

I knew my boyfriend was a little metrocurious when he agreed to go get highlights and a pedicure with me. At least that's what I hope it is.

by poizon_elff January 9, 2010

Metroburb

1. An urban area that has the settings and the population characteristic of a suburb.
or
2. A suburb, densely populated those reminiscent of urban areas. Also, has a very diverse population.

Northern New Jersey.

by Lexi November 25, 2003

Metro surf

Riding on the Washington, D.C. Metro (underground, subway) while not holding onto anything, hence giving the sensation that you are "surfing" in the car on the tracks, trying to stay upright while the car twists and turns.

Source: my friend Tara, who lives in DC, introduced me to this term.

Metro surfing becomes that much funnier to watch when people have been drinking.

by HollyG December 13, 2008

Metrosaurus

An incredibly crass looking individual (also gives the impression of a sleep deprived swan) who prides themselves on dressing metrosexually to cover the fact that they are, infact, just the bastion fuck ugliness.

if he was any uglier, i would slap that metrosaurus...

by Karl Lucien September 16, 2007

metrospritual

A person who seeks happiness and contentment within. Metrospirituals enjoy urban living but are not attached to material or outward things. Metrospirituals seek to make the world a better place. They wear relaxed clothing, are not concerned with outward appearances. They practice yoga and meditation. Metrospirituals may be vegitarians, prefer organic food, have healthy lifestyle practices and realize the innerconnectivity of all beings and make environmentally friendly choices. Metrospirituals are not affraid to say they are seeking God or a connection to a higher source.

Sting, John Lennon, Richard Gere are all metrospritual.

by Dave & Abby January 10, 2006