Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mebegebo

Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.

The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.

One whose ability for empathy is underdeveloped due to excessive texting, tweeting and updates about themselves.

A metard might bemoan the carnage associated with the various middle eastern conflicts because of the resultant fuel price hikes.

metard by Mebegebo August 31, 2012

The object of desire to a male with a fetish for elderly women.

Dale entered the nursing home, boquet in hand in search of some fine diaper taco.

Diaper Taco by Mebegebo August 30, 2012

Age precisely between infantile and senile incontinence (between snuggies and depends).

Bob refused to date anyone on his side of the diaper meridian.