Metaphenis

A special chatter, very dear to Ness' heart.

And then Ness said, "Metaphenis, I love you."

by Hellosilly January 30, 2009

megapenis

The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.

Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.

by Tom691738 June 14, 2018

Metapenis

A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it

Atticus, show us your metapenis!

by squidgit October 4, 2010

metaphorisical

Getting physical, metaphorically speaking.

Yeah, so we cammed last night for 3 hours. It got super metaphorisical!

by That_Guy105 December 9, 2008

Melapenis

Dick that is so good it puts you to sleep.

Melatonin replacement

Hey babe, I’m tired can you pass me a melatonin gummy?

We are out. I’ll give you some melapenis and you will sleep just as good.

Okay.

by Kakdnvnsoaod February 2, 2022

metatheism

Paradigm in which physical space unfurls from time by the rotation of time at uncountability-speed.

Metatheism is the worship of cyclical time.

by zanderfin November 17, 2019

Megaplenis Blast

BOOOOOOOOM!

Andrew: Says something stupid
Me: MEGAPLENIS BLAST LOL

by Pemherz June 26, 2024