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The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.
Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.
megapenis by Tom691738 June 14, 2018

Metapenis 

A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it
Atticus, show us your metapenis!
Metapenis by squidgit October 4, 2010

metaphorisical

Yeah, so we cammed last night for 3 hours. It got super metaphorisical!
metaphorisical by That_Guy105 December 9, 2008
Dick that is so good it puts you to sleep.

Melatonin replacement
Hey babe, I’m tired can you pass me a melatonin gummy?

We are out. I’ll give you some melapenis and you will sleep just as good.

Okay.
Melapenis by Kakdnvnsoaod February 2, 2022

metatheism

Paradigm in which physical space unfurls from time by the rotation of time at uncountability-speed.
Metatheism is the worship of cyclical time.
metatheism by zanderfin November 17, 2019

Megaplenis Blast 

BOOOOOOOOM!
Andrew: Says something stupid
Me: MEGAPLENIS BLAST LOL
Megaplenis Blast by Pemherz June 26, 2024