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megapenis

The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.
Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.
by Tom691738 June 14, 2018
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Meganism

While attempting to construct a coherent thought you link two random idea's, products, or situations together that have absolutly no relation to one another.
Girl - The electricity went out at work today, It's not my fault that they didn't pay the cable bill.

Guy - That was such a Meganism!
by alu-miguel November 4, 2012
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megalopenis

What a Microsoft spell checker suggests you change a name to whenever you type in the greek surname "Megalogenis"
Man, on Tuesday I sent everyone an invite to go see a talk given by George Megalogenis and Outlook changed his surname to Megalopenis! WTF is a "meglopenis" anyway and what's it doing in my spellchecker???
by ARrrr2 August 30, 2010
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Metapenis

A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it
Atticus, show us your metapenis!
by squidgit October 4, 2010
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Meganism

Any type of fuck up that can be laughed at by a group of friends.
*spills water on surf shorts* here, my legs wet, I thought swimwear was waterproof.

I just had a Meganism. I lit my cigarette at the wrong end.
by MeeganSteeeeee April 13, 2010
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mega penis

A person who loves to play within they’re dick all the time and wont stop for a second
Man your such a mega penis your jacking it right now
by Hentiatits February 23, 2018
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megapiss

when you fill the toilet up with one or two inches of urine
Bro wheres ethan at?
Why?
He just took a megapiss...
by clifford111 June 23, 2010
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