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The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.

Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.

megapenis by Tom691738 June 14, 2018

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Meganism

While attempting to construct a coherent thought you link two random idea's, products, or situations together that have absolutly no relation to one another.

Girl - The electricity went out at work today, It's not my fault that they didn't pay the cable bill.

Guy - That was such a Meganism!

Meganism by alu-miguel November 4, 2012

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megalopenis

What a Microsoft spell checker suggests you change a name to whenever you type in the greek surname "Megalogenis"

Man, on Tuesday I sent everyone an invite to go see a talk given by George Megalogenis and Outlook changed his surname to Megalopenis! WTF is a "meglopenis" anyway and what's it doing in my spellchecker???

megalopenis by ARrrr2 August 30, 2010

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Metapenis

A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it

Atticus, show us your metapenis!

Metapenis by squidgit October 4, 2010

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Meganism

Any type of fuck up that can be laughed at by a group of friends.

*spills water on surf shorts* here, my legs wet, I thought swimwear was waterproof.

I just had a Meganism. I lit my cigarette at the wrong end.

Meganism by MeeganSteeeeee April 13, 2010

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mega penis

A person who loves to play within they’re dick all the time and wont stop for a second

Man your such a mega penis your jacking it right now

mega penis by Hentiatits February 23, 2018

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megapiss

when you fill the toilet up with one or two inches of urine

Bro wheres ethan at?
Why?
He just took a megapiss...

megapiss by clifford111 June 23, 2010

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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