megapenis

The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.

Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.

megapenis by Tom691738 June 14, 2018

Meganism 

While attempting to construct a coherent thought you link two random idea's, products, or situations together that have absolutly no relation to one another.

Girl - The electricity went out at work today, It's not my fault that they didn't pay the cable bill.

Guy - That was such a Meganism!

Meganism by alu-miguel November 4, 2012

megalopenis 

What a Microsoft spell checker suggests you change a name to whenever you type in the greek surname "Megalogenis"

Man, on Tuesday I sent everyone an invite to go see a talk given by George Megalogenis and Outlook changed his surname to Megalopenis! WTF is a "meglopenis" anyway and what's it doing in my spellchecker???

megalopenis by ARrrr2 August 30, 2010

Metapenis 

A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it

Atticus, show us your metapenis!

Metapenis by squidgit October 4, 2010

Meganism 

Any type of fuck up that can be laughed at by a group of friends.

*spills water on surf shorts* here, my legs wet, I thought swimwear was waterproof.

I just had a Meganism. I lit my cigarette at the wrong end.

Meganism by MeeganSteeeeee April 13, 2010

mega penis 

A person who loves to play within they’re dick all the time and wont stop for a second

Man your such a mega penis your jacking it right now

mega penis by Hentiatits February 23, 2018

megapiss 

when you fill the toilet up with one or two inches of urine

Bro wheres ethan at?
Why?
He just took a megapiss...

megapiss by clifford111 June 23, 2010