megapenis

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The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.

Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.

megapenis by Tom691738 June 14, 2018

Words you can keep

Meganism

While attempting to construct a coherent thought you link two random idea's, products, or situations together that have absolutly no relation to one another.

Girl - The electricity went out at work today, It's not my fault that they didn't pay the cable bill.

Guy - That was such a Meganism!

Meganism by alu-miguel November 4, 2012

Related Words

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megalopenis

What a Microsoft spell checker suggests you change a name to whenever you type in the greek surname "Megalogenis"

Man, on Tuesday I sent everyone an invite to go see a talk given by George Megalogenis and Outlook changed his surname to Megalopenis! WTF is a "meglopenis" anyway and what's it doing in my spellchecker???

megalopenis by ARrrr2 August 30, 2010

Metapenis

A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it

Atticus, show us your metapenis!

Metapenis by squidgit October 4, 2010

Meganism

Any type of fuck up that can be laughed at by a group of friends.

*spills water on surf shorts* here, my legs wet, I thought swimwear was waterproof.

I just had a Meganism. I lit my cigarette at the wrong end.

Meganism by MeeganSteeeeee April 13, 2010

mega penis

A person who loves to play within they’re dick all the time and wont stop for a second

Man your such a mega penis your jacking it right now

mega penis by Hentiatits February 23, 2018

megapiss

when you fill the toilet up with one or two inches of urine

Bro wheres ethan at?
Why?
He just took a megapiss...

megapiss by clifford111 June 23, 2010

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026