Melapenis

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Dick that is so good it puts you to sleep.

Melatonin replacement

Hey babe, I’m tired can you pass me a melatonin gummy?

We are out. I’ll give you some melapenis and you will sleep just as good.

Okay.

Melapenis by Kakdnvnsoaod February 2, 2022

Words you can keep

megapenis

The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.

Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.

megapenis by Tom691738 June 14, 2018

Related Words

Melapenis • Metapenis • mega penis • melanism • Melanist • melanistic • melemenis • Megaplenis Blast • melanisian • Melapelas1

Metapenis

A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it

Atticus, show us your metapenis!

Metapenis by squidgit October 4, 2010

Melanistic

One who outstandingly amplifies the attributes due to Melanin.

"He raps, plays sounds from the mouth, he dances and plays ball. He is Melanistic".

"She so Melanistic how she connects the words in her poetry flow".

Melanistic by MelanicteesCoolection February 7, 2013

melanisian

A language spoken in the country Melanisia.
It is becoming widely spread and is a beautiful language.

dsdjgbdjbgj is an example of Melanisian.

melanisian by triplex threat February 24, 2011

Melanism

Melanism is things, people and entities in general that have Melanin and live it with passion as in like a Movement. It is practice and exhibited freely and consciously.

"Having Melanin gives you this boost of frequency that you have no choice but want to be in a Melanism way of life".

Melanism by MelanicteesCoolection February 7, 2013

Melanis

Melanis is a girl who doesn’t play ,she the type of girl who will tell you straight up what she don’t like bout you and she also don’t gaf bout what anyone say bout her .Melanises can be very shone they can cheat on people that start with E,J and especially A ! They are most likely to be lazy and probably be high and get lit 99% percent of the time .

Melanis is coming to the club and shake ittt

Melanis by Hi have a nice life February 24, 2020

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026