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The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.
Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.
megapenis by Tom691738 June 14, 2018

Metapenis 

A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it
Atticus, show us your metapenis!
Metapenis by squidgit October 4, 2010

Melanistic 

One who outstandingly amplifies the attributes due to Melanin.
"He raps, plays sounds from the mouth, he dances and plays ball. He is Melanistic".

"She so Melanistic how she connects the words in her poetry flow".

melanisian 

A language spoken in the country Melanisia.
It is becoming widely spread and is a beautiful language.
dsdjgbdjbgj is an example of Melanisian.
melanisian by triplex threat February 24, 2011

Melanism 

Melanism is things, people and entities in general that have Melanin and live it with passion as in like a Movement. It is practice and exhibited freely and consciously.
"Having Melanin gives you this boost of frequency that you have no choice but want to be in a Melanism way of life".
Melanism by MelanicteesCoolection February 7, 2013
Melanis is a girl who doesn’t play ,she the type of girl who will tell you straight up what she don’t like bout you and she also don’t gaf bout what anyone say bout her .Melanises can be very shone they can cheat on people that start with E,J and especially A ! They are most likely to be lazy and probably be high and get lit 99% percent of the time .
Melanis is coming to the club and shake ittt
Melanis by Hi have a nice life February 24, 2020