Hey babe, I’m tired can you pass me a melatonin gummy?
We are out. I’ll give you some melapenis and you will sleep just as good.
Okay.
We are out. I’ll give you some melapenis and you will sleep just as good.
Okay.
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The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.
A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.
The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.
A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.
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Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.
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