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The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.
Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.
megapenis by Tom691738 June 14, 2018

Metapenis 

A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it
Atticus, show us your metapenis!
Metapenis by squidgit October 4, 2010

Melanistic 

One who outstandingly amplifies the attributes due to Melanin.
"He raps, plays sounds from the mouth, he dances and plays ball. He is Melanistic".

"She so Melanistic how she connects the words in her poetry flow".
Melanistic by MelanicteesCoolection February 7, 2013

melanisian 

A language spoken in the country Melanisia.
It is becoming widely spread and is a beautiful language.
dsdjgbdjbgj is an example of Melanisian.
melanisian by triplex threat February 24, 2011

Melanism 

Melanism is things, people and entities in general that have Melanin and live it with passion as in like a Movement. It is practice and exhibited freely and consciously.
"Having Melanin gives you this boost of frequency that you have no choice but want to be in a Melanism way of life".
Melanism by MelanicteesCoolection February 7, 2013
Melanis is a girl who doesn’t play ,she the type of girl who will tell you straight up what she don’t like bout you and she also don’t gaf bout what anyone say bout her .Melanises can be very shone they can cheat on people that start with E,J and especially A ! They are most likely to be lazy and probably be high and get lit 99% percent of the time .
Melanis is coming to the club and shake ittt
Melanis by Hi have a nice life February 24, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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