Metapenis 

A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it

Atticus, show us your metapenis!

Metapenis by squidgit October 4, 2010

megapenis

The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.

Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.

megapenis by Tom691738 June 14, 2018

Metapedia 

A wiki created by and for white supremacists that typically takes a pro-nazi, pro-aryan look at different subjects. Well, not really - these different subjects basically amount to talking shit about black people.

Adam took a look at Metapedia and was offended by its blatantly racist content.

Metapedia by Lord Necronus September 15, 2009

Melapenis

Dick that is so good it puts you to sleep.

Melatonin replacement

Hey babe, I’m tired can you pass me a melatonin gummy?

We are out. I’ll give you some melapenis and you will sleep just as good.

Okay.

Melapenis by Kakdnvnsoaod February 2, 2022

Metaphenis 

A special chatter, very dear to Ness' heart.

And then Ness said, "Metaphenis, I love you."

Metaphenis by Hellosilly January 30, 2009

methampenis 

methampenis- a delish, yellow starch that comes from plants. slang term for corn, specifically on the cob.

“the methampenis tastes amazing when boiled or grilled and slathered with butter. methampenis is a delicious starch also known as corn.”

methampenis by cornondacob July 30, 2021

Megaplenis Blast 

BOOOOOOOOM!

Andrew: Says something stupid
Me: MEGAPLENIS BLAST LOL

Megaplenis Blast by Pemherz June 26, 2024