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A moustache that is thin, patchy and/or very ugly that makes the bearer of said moustache look like a mug
Teen 1: Look man I think I'm getting a moustache!
Teen 2: It looks shit, you definitely have a mug-tache
Teen 2: It looks shit, you definitely have a mug-tache
by Tom691738 July 18, 2018
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PPAP
I have a pen,
I have an apple,
Uh, Apple Pen
I have a pen,
I have pineapple,
Uh, Pineapple Pen
Apple Pen,
Pineapple Pen,
Uh,
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
I have a pen,
I have an apple,
Uh, Apple Pen
I have a pen,
I have pineapple,
Uh, Pineapple Pen
Apple Pen,
Pineapple Pen,
Uh,
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
by Tom691738 December 17, 2016
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The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.
A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.
The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.
A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.
Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.
by Tom691738 June 14, 2018
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