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Metalkism 

Founded by Trevor Saile in 2010.
The perfect unision of Metal, Anarchism, and Life.

Metalkist is base on the sole concept that there is no afterlife, and that after death there is eternal blackness in the comfort of sleep. So to live every day, and just live. Do what you want, when you want. Metalkist also focused on Metal music (Deathmetal, Black Metal, Heavy Metal, ect.) is the essence of life itself (However, all music is tolerated as Metalkism is a none hatred religion.) Anarchism is a large part of Metalkism, as the beliefs of Metalkism is that no man, or woman, has any real power over anyother man or woman. That does not mean go and kill someone, jsut because you can, then claim your religion says it's okay. But, to make your own rules in life.
Metalkism Attitude-

Christian Man "PRAISE THE HOLY SPIRIT!!"
Metalkist "Fuck your holy spirit."
Chistian "God shall smite you"
Metalkist "Yeah? Do it. I DARE YOU. COME ON GOD SMITE ME. Exactly. Where will your god be when I take a shovel upside your head?"
Christian "Well... Shut up.."
Metalkism by Armagedon April 24, 2010
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Metalgasm 

Caused while listening to a particularly hardcore riff in a metal song. May cause cranial combustion, which is then known as a Ubermetalgasm.
Whoa...that riff in Judas Priest's Metal Meltdown gave me on hell of a metalgasm
Metalgasm by LordOfApathy October 15, 2009
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Metaxism is an authoritarian nationalist ideology associated with Greek dictator Ioannis Metaxas, It called for the regeneration of the Greek nation and the establishment of a modern, culturally homogenous Greece. Metaxism disparaged liberalism and individualism as roots of cultural degeneracy. The tenets of Metaxism held individual interests to be subordinate to those of the state and it sought to mobilize the Greek people as a disciplined mass in service to the creation of a "new Greece."

Metaxas declared that his 4th of August Regime (1936–1941) represented a "Third Greek Civilization" which was committed to the creation of a culturally purified Greek nation based upon the militarist societies of ancient Macedonia and Sparta, which he held to constitute the "First Greek Civilization"; and the Orthodox Christian ethic of the Byzantine Empire, which he considered to represent the "Second Greek Civilization." The Metaxas regime asserted that true Greeks were ethnically Greek and Christian, intending to deliberately exclude Albanians, Slavs, and Turks residing in Greece from Greek citizenship.
Golden Dawn supports Metaxism

metalgasm 

An orgasm derived from listening to music of the metal genre. Usually occurs during screaming/growling parts of a song and will result in goosebumps and a smile.
Girl: Have you ever listened to Otep?
Boy: No, why are they awesome?
Girl: Awesome...yeah...so awesome I got a metalgasm the first time I listened to them.
Boy: ...
Girl: It was almost better than a real orgasm.
Boy: Wait...What?
metalgasm by Dead Dani August 30, 2006

Metalgasm 

The state of being highly excited by auditory brutality
Evan: " I wanna frickin rip his balls off!"
Dave: " Dude, I think I just had a metalgasm."
Metalgasm by Dburgz April 4, 2007

metavism 

The paradigm of a future-specific consciousness in contrast to a past-specific consciousness.

Antonym of atavism.
Metavism posits that the present is an illusion (the eternal now) and that consciousness comes from the future to the present.
metavism by sandraxine September 2, 2018

Metalasm 

(v) The reaction to a particular part of a heavy metal song, for example, the main riff for Raining Blood- Slayer that causes you to, as The Lonely Island would put it, "Jizz In My Pants".
Oh my god! That riff just made me metalasm!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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