Ambiguousgenitals's definitions

metabation

When a man or a woman puts on virtual reality goggles along with an exoskeleton sensory suit and enters the Metaverse to engage in virtual reality masturbation either alone or with a same or opposite sex partner .

Jim: Hey are you going to the bar with us tonight to meet some women?
Jack: Nah, I just bought a new virtual reality skin suit so I'm going to plug into the Metaverse and do some 1v1 metabation with your Mom.
Jim: Alright that's cool. Wait wut?

by Ambiguousgenitals March 16, 2022

Freedom Convoy

When hundreds of truck drivers line up outside Canada's Parliament in Ottawa and run a train gang aka convoy on Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's ass to force him into giving into their demands to cancel the vaccine mandate. After each trucker has finished pegging Justin in the rear they tug down on his balls at which point he honks like a truck horn to proclaim his excitement.

Dale: Line up boys it's time to start the Freedom Convoy
Dale: Are you excited for it to begin Justin?
Dale: *Pulls down on Justin Trudeau's balls*
Justin: Honk! Honk!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022

QTBGL-

A person who was genetically born to be a straight person, but came to believe that they're a member of the LGBTQ+ community through societal indoctrination.

Brian: I wanted to tell you that I'm gay
Dave: Shit man! You ain't a homo you just been watching too much weak ass television that rotted your brain and turned you into a soyboy. You ain't LGBTQ+ you're QTBGL- homie. Now let's go smash some chicks!
Brian: Word!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022

Hot Dog Box

1. A family-run hot dog restaurant in Chicago offering tasty steak hot dogs

2. Slang for a woman's vagina

Joe: Man! I just got done eating at the Hot Dog Box and it was delicious!
Steven: Wait! The restaurant or your girls snatch?
Joe: Both!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022

D.A.N.

Shorthand for a dumb ass nigger. Frequently used by white people as a means to avoid saying the dreaded "n word" and risk being banished from society for rightfully calling out a black person for committing an incredibly stupid criminal act.

Brent: Did you hear about D.A.N. who robbed the Walgreens of $20 and 6 Swisher Sweets and was arrested on the subway?
Steve: No, but that's something D.A.N. would do.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 23, 2022

Breakup Sex

When the relationship with your partner has just ended, but you have sex one last time before you say goodbye.

Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry your wife but your wife didn't make it through surgery
Joe: Oh my God! What am I going to do?
Doctor: Would you like to see her and have Breakup Sex before we move her to the morgue?
Joe: I suppose for ole times sake why not

by Ambiguousgenitals November 4, 2021

Parachute

A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).

Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021