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metabation 

When a man or a woman puts on virtual reality goggles along with an exoskeleton sensory suit and enters the Metaverse to engage in virtual reality masturbation either alone or with a same or opposite sex partner .
Jim: Hey are you going to the bar with us tonight to meet some women?
Jack: Nah, I just bought a new virtual reality skin suit so I'm going to plug into the Metaverse and do some 1v1 metabation with your Mom.
Jim: Alright that's cool. Wait wut?
metabation by Ambiguousgenitals March 16, 2022
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metadating 

I met a lovely guy in a metabar last week & after a few romantic metadates we're now officially metadating.
metadating by futurewords January 6, 2022

Metaization 

1. The conversion or creation of worldly or real things into the Metaverse is called Metaization.
2. The Process of conversion or creation of Real things of the world into the virtual world of the Metaverse is called Metaization.
1. Everyday new metaization are seen in the Metaverse
2. 3Dmodels and avatars are metaized to create the Metaverse
3. Metaization of Games, avatars, and 3D models are the foundation of Metaverse.

Metaization is a US english version of the UK english word Metaisation
Metaization by MetaTerms December 9, 2021

metadating 

Talking about dating while on a date
I was on a date with Joe and he started talking about dating and all the crazy girls he's met on OkCupid and Tinder. I hate metadating!
metadating by OkJ April 27, 2014

meatcation 

A vacation revolving solely around mass consumption of meat.
Man, I just got back from Kansas City, it was the best meatcation ever! I still have the meat sweats.
meatcation by Dec1001 August 10, 2016

mentalation 

too much mentalation
mentalation by Pali High December 21, 2008

metadating 

The project management of online dating...remembering what you said to whom and when on which social network or dating site...and maintaining a fully auditable digital record of said exchanges for legal purposes.
Man, was it Tribe.net, Friendster or... shit - I need a metadating service!
metadating by Imran Ali March 8, 2004
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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