Mersex

Sexual intercourse between a merman and a mermaid through the use of their fin tales.

As I was sailing on the great Pacific Ocean, I came across two lovely mammals having mersex.

by jadeismagic January 26, 2011

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

by Kojak October 28, 2003

melsexual

Sexual orientation: Melissa McBride. A phenomenon experienced by many fans of the television show The Walking Dead.

I used to be bi-/hetero-/homo- sexual, but now I'm just Melsexual.

by melsexual October 10, 2014

Mermex

A Mexican mermaid, word made up by writers of "Weeds".

That Mexican girl looks like a mermaid - she's a Mermex!

by Mermex October 14, 2008

mersedeh

An attractive and passionate girl. She's a great talker and really laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy she tends to be grouchy and childish. Her problem becomes everyone's problem. At times she can be very predictable and tend to be monotonous but Knows how to have fun. She is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found

wow that mersedeh is a keeper!

by mersedehawsomesauce December 14, 2010

mersey trout

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)

Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout

by Jules the King January 9, 2004

mesexual

Someone who hates all people in the world except from themselves. They are only sexually attracted to themselves.

I hate everyone!! I just want to take my clothes off!! I must be mesexual...

by slayson October 1, 2010