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The mermer is a mystical creature that lives in swimming pools. The creature has two mermaid tails with a human male torso in between.
It's the MERMER!

*Laughs* It's just nipples
Mermer by Las21 November 5, 2020
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A Mermer is like a merman but has just the mer part of the merman on both sides. It can not see and has a hard time moving due to having two tails.
"I dove deep into the water and there it was the Mermer flopping around like a fish out of water."
Mermer by GardensAreZoo4Plants October 11, 2020

the mermer 

The beautiful majestic creature that goes by the name Mermer. 2 halves of fish, human abs. Another famous cryptid made by the once in a lifetime experience called Unus Annus
The mermer is in the pool again
the mermer by Proud Unus November 14, 2020
When a sumo sized man sleeps with mermaids.
A over sized squidbilly is floating around in the ocean and a mermaid initiates an underwater blow fish. You just got mermerked son.
Mermerked by Squidbilly Lover November 20, 2010
Sexual intercourse between a merman and a mermaid through the use of their fin tales.
As I was sailing on the great Pacific Ocean, I came across two lovely mammals having mersex.
Mersex by jadeismagic January 26, 2011
"ooo, not doing very well at the merment"
Merment by Jammo March 14, 2004