Merled

When something looks almost haggered.

-Dude, that cat is looking haggered.

Na, he still has fight left in him, he is merely merled.

by $ø July 20, 2021

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

Merle Haggard

Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.

That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.

by Patrick Roughen October 10, 2007

meredither

a fan for a cow called Meredith who has an instagram account called @itsyourcow_meredith go follow it is an amazing account

you are one true meredither!

by shakshooka November 17, 2018

Merked

To be straight killed

Oh shit that motherfucker just got merked

by Niggaturtle69 August 9, 2019

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

meredith mickleson

A hoe slut cheated on Ethan and is fucking ugly and he lips look like they got stung by bee

Meredith Micklesons a hoe slut

by Jdhdbdjaksksk April 17, 2017