Teacher: Were is poland on a world map?
Stupid 16 year old: ItZ Im T3H CaRiBiAn!1!1
Teacher: You maptard...
Stupid 16 year old: ItZ Im T3H CaRiBiAn!1!1
Teacher: You maptard...
by magical toaster January 15, 2008
Get the maptard mug.A severely intellectually challenged person with an obnoxious greedy, anti-social personality.
Thought to derive from an abbreviation of the Lancastrian term "Mawdesley Retard" which describes mentally deficient people from the socially isolated, lifeless, snob infested grief-hole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, England.
Word derives from a punishingly bleak, socially isolated, inbred snob backwater in Lancashire, UK called Mawdesley.
Thought to derive from an abbreviation of the Lancastrian term "Mawdesley Retard" which describes mentally deficient people from the socially isolated, lifeless, snob infested grief-hole of Mawdesley in Lancashire, England.
Word derives from a punishingly bleak, socially isolated, inbred snob backwater in Lancashire, UK called Mawdesley.
The guy was driving like a total Mawtard.
The global financial crash was caused by a bunch of Mawtards
The global financial crash was caused by a bunch of Mawtards
by jjpwfelli June 10, 2016
Get the mawtard mug.Mactards are people who fall prey to Apple's advertisements, failing to see they are the victims of ploys to get them to pay for a logo rather than superior products.
You might be a mactard if...
1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.
2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.
5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.
6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.
7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.
8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...
9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.
10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)
and one to grow on:
11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.
1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.
2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.
4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.
5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.
6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.
7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.
8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...
9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.
10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)
and one to grow on:
11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.
by recovering mactard March 23, 2011
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Jake, "Look, just turn the handle, you madtard..."
Jake, "Look, just turn the handle, you madtard..."
by Yet another Daniel Nielsen January 18, 2009
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