mentulate

Possessing an extraordinarily large penis. (adjective)(also Mentulated)
More common in old 'bodice-ripper' novels; a term for "well hung" that lends a certain appearance of culture to your p0rn.

Priapus was the most mentulate of gods.

by Mentulated in May 1, 2007

Mentimate

A deep emotional relationship between guys. A superlative of a bromance.

Dude, we've become so mentimate since we started Netflixing "The Witcher" together.

by Pervy Fraggle February 24, 2020

mentalation

the process of thinking

too much mentalation

by Pali High December 21, 2008

Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome

A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:

1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.

2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.

Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.

by Third-Degree Crispy August 22, 2010

mongulated

A slang term used to describe something as being mutated or in any way malformed in appearance, specifically resembling a mixture of different components.

Derived from the term 'mongrel'.

1. What the hell is wrong with that bird? It looks completely mongulated!

2. The sauce was literally dripping onto the floor, alongside soaked scraps of bread and paper mongulated all over the table.

by Vagabond October 8, 2006

Mangulated

Extremely and truly mangled

The lawn mower "Mangulated" Franks foot.

by Steeffaann August 20, 2007

Mensilater

One who mensilates. Commonly described at parties as, "the bomb," or, "the ultimate wenis".

Holy shit bros! That dude over there is a total mensilater!

by word person lol August 19, 2009