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Mentimate 

A deep emotional relationship between guys. A superlative of a bromance.
Dude, we've become so mentimate since we started Netflixing "The Witcher" together.
Mentimate by Pervy Fraggle February 24, 2020

mentalation 

too much mentalation
mentalation by Pali High December 21, 2008

Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome 

A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:

1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.

2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.
Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.

mongulated 

A slang term used to describe something as being mutated or in any way malformed in appearance, specifically resembling a mixture of different components.

Derived from the term 'mongrel'.
1. What the hell is wrong with that bird? It looks completely mongulated!

2. The sauce was literally dripping onto the floor, alongside soaked scraps of bread and paper mongulated all over the table.
mongulated by Vagabond October 8, 2006

Mangulated

The lawn mower "Mangulated" Franks foot.
Mangulated by Steeffaann August 20, 2007

Mensilater 

One who mensilates. Commonly described at parties as, "the bomb," or, "the ultimate wenis".
Holy shit bros! That dude over there is a total mensilater!
Mensilater by word person lol August 19, 2009