Metamate

Someone who lost 26% of their compensation in one day but still works hard to make their boss rich one day again

We wanted to go skiing but John is a metamate so we stayed home and watched Discovery channel for one week.

by Shrepped February 15, 2022

Metamate

Also known as: "PersonthatwilltaketheblamewhenIfailMate"

Term used by Zuckerberg to create a culture of brainwashing in the Facebook Staff to put the company's profitability above their own wellbeing with concept of "Meta, Metamates, Me"

"Asking for paid time off? That's not living in the future Metamate."

"Why aren't you pushing your metamates harder and getting them to work unpaid overtime?"

by VeekayTehsu February 16, 2022

Metamate

The act of using the meta logo as cock and ball ring, then mastrubate to zuck's photo

Metamate vrb in a sentence,: Zuck! Stop metamating! The fucking ship is sinking

by Facebook employee February 15, 2022

Metamate

Someone who somehow got into Meta by luck, but spends all day online trying to troll his employer.

Jack could do some real work that day, but he decided to be metamate

by metamore February 21, 2022

Metamates

What Facebook employees are unofficially being called by fellow geeks, as “the Zuck” shift their attention to the Metaverse or to the world of virtual reality (VR).

Math geeks who are bewitched or mesmerized by what the Metaverse could offer the physical world in coming years or decades have a very high chance of being recruited as Metamates.

by Fasters June 14, 2022

metamic

Of or relating to the meta

The way he sat in a chair is metamic

by Beetlejuice6969 December 31, 2019

Metamance

Verb to use the most effective and overpowered strategy while competing.
Often used with a direct object, as to say that you metamance to compete with direct object.

Person 1: I metamanced the fuck out of that server

by Pseudopseudoerythronym October 4, 2025