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mentalbation 

thinking of wanking or having sex with someone (without mutualism)
1: man did you see the girl on those tits?
2: mentalbation much?

Mentalbait

Masturbation to evil hands or maturation to pornography or masturbation to the girl you really really wanna be with but never will and thats why yoy masturbate to her.
Mentalbait is cool just beat it and go then collect your 200.
Mentalbait by Atom Ekwillz Adam July 19, 2026

mentalbation 

mentalbation, a stimulative mental exchange in which both parties derive a better sense of self love
The blind guardian boy aroused her to mentalbation when he exposed himself to her via his interest in Krsna.
mentalbation by Bhaktirevolution January 6, 2008

mentalbation 

mentalbation, a stimulative mental exchange in which both parties derive a better sense of self love
The blind guardian boy aroused her to mentalbation when he exposed himself to her via his interest in Krsna.
mentalbation by Bhaktirevolution January 6, 2008

Mentalbate 

verb, 1) to be so bored that you think of good thoughts in your head, enducing mental pleasure.

2) tohave sexually arousing thoughts without touching oneself.
DUDE carmen electra was soo hot in that movie last night, but i couldnt do anything but mentalbate because my brother was in the room.
Mentalbate by mrz February 24, 2009

Mentalbating 

The act of mentally envisioning erotic acts and/or situations in public after viewing an erotic image ie a sexy advertisement or an attractive woman.
Alex: dude, I saw that guy looking at the sports illustrated swimsuit magazine in the gardening section at the bookstore
Kyle: Yeah, he was totally mentalbating
Mentalbating by KSTORMY April 5, 2010
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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