Definitions by mrz
Mentalbate
verb, 1) to be so bored that you think of good thoughts in your head, enducing mental pleasure.
2) tohave sexually arousing thoughts without touching oneself.
2) tohave sexually arousing thoughts without touching oneself.
DUDE carmen electra was soo hot in that movie last night, but i couldnt do anything but mentalbate because my brother was in the room.
Mentalbate by mrz February 24, 2009
italian doorbell
when you don't feel like getting out of the car to ring a doorbell because you're italian and lazy (like me), so you just toot the horn twice and hope for a response.
man driving= "AYY, i dohn feel like gettin' up..."
wife in passengers seat= "statazit, just ring the italian doorbell."
{Beep, Beep}
wife in passengers seat= "statazit, just ring the italian doorbell."
{Beep, Beep}
italian doorbell by mrz October 14, 2007