Mentage

When something is going to be both mental and carnage.

The rave tonight is going to be mentage

Mentage by Dbwkalalal July 17, 2018

Mentage

Mental image. The word "mental" and "image" smooshed together. Way easier than saying both words, bitches.

Damn, what you said gave me a sexual mentage.

Mentage by Dr. Twistynipples December 30, 2009

mentagenesis 

Noun. Pronounced "Men-ta-gen-e-sis"
Menta= Latin: of the mind, thought, imagination, consciousness.
Genesis= Greek: to create, originate, conceive , birth and manifest.

To use one's mind, thoughts, imagination and/or consciousness to create, originate, conceive, give birth to and/or manifest a new possibility, idea, concept, thing, or state of being into one's present or future reality. In the simplest terms it's 'using thoughts to create things'.

Related terms: mental manifestation, mind over matter, reality revising

Through Mentagenesis one is able to harness the power of inspiration, imagination, intention and initiative to manifest a reality that matches one's desires.

mentagenesis by Skyborne February 16, 2023

menage-a-Trump 

The act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus between that self-promoting psuedo-billionaire Donald Trump and two other persons (usually someone like one of the Bush twin daughters and myself).

Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.

Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.

Kwame: "What did you get up to this weekend?"
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*

menage-a-Trump by poja August 11, 2004

Weed Montage 

What stoners watch when they run out of marijuana and or do not have enough money to purchase more.

I ran out of marijuana so I watched weed montage to make me crave it more.

Weed Montage by weigss30 February 4, 2009

Scrapyard Montage

A scrapyard montage is a video game montage that includes clips of a person being completely horrible at that game. The clips are merged together with cringey transitions with non-copyrighted music in the background.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that new scrapyard montage?
Person 2: The one that Dynamic made? That guy is so scrapyard at the game.

Scrapyard Montage by LazyPenguin October 11, 2020

Mentagrade 

Mentagrade is the measurement of how mental something is.
In this context the word mental is synonymous with words such as 'extreme', 'insane' and 'off the hook'.
The unit of Mentagrade is simply expressed as M. Not to be confused with Moles, in Chemistry.

Something's absolute magnitude in Mentagrade is difficult to calculate, and especially when something particularly mental is happening, it is unlikely you have the right apparatus to hand; so the value of said phenomenon in Mentagrade is usually an intelligent estimate.
Mentagrade is a metric measurement, but the concept of zero is not so simple. 'Room temperature' is considered to be around 2.1M, to two significant figures; this value is calculated by obtaining a weighted average of different locations' mental magnitude; (considering anything particularly mental an anomaly and not including it in the average).
To understand the concept of zero M, we need to consider the idea of Mentagrade being dynamic; so we think of it as change in Mentagrade - or ΔM - In effect, we measure how much the Mentagrade has gone up/down by as a consequence of something happening.
If something extremely boring happens, then the value of ΔM is going to be negative. We need the concept of zero because if we are taking a non-dynamic snapshot of something's mental magnitude, we measure ΔM from zero, so we do not need to express it as ΔM, but rather as just M, as it does not have any concept of time - if we are measuring ΔM at a point, then we measure it from 'room temperature' (2M).

The scale of Mentagrade is continuous and infinite, but something has to be really significantly mental to score above 10M.

Examples of Mentagrade measurements:

Shouting out at least twelve synonyms of the word 'sex' in physics: 7.3M

Kicking a pigeon: 6.2M

In a football game, the losing team's fans from the start of the game to the end: ΔM=6.9M

Planning and discussing on burning Mr Thrower: 7M.

Actually burning Mr Thrower: 26.4M.

Getting half the world's population to change their shoelaces on Valentines day: 86M.

Miles: Woah, did you know that yesterday, en masse, the UK made 436123 tonnes of batter for pancake day?

David: Wowie! that fact has got to score at least 9.8M.

Mentagrade by ActiasLuna March 2, 2009