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MenstrualMan

A Superhero with an used tampon as a backpack. A Great Man who tries to heal bleeding-hate wherever he comes across it!!!
My missus has just kicked the shit out of me for no reason . MenstrualMan where are you!!!???
by SirGreg February 19, 2017
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Menstrualnarchy

the definition of the hell and confusion that comes when women menstruate, normally the week before and almost certainly the week during. Grown men shudder at the chaos caused when it occurs. it promotes complete lack of reason and conceptual thinking and an urge to exit stage left rapidly.
"She threatened to sack him twice and almost ripped his head off, a clear case of Menstrualnarchy"
by nimbus moon July 24, 2009
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menstrualingus

The delicate act of cunnilingus while she is on her period.
After the business meeting, Ghon took his colleague back to the Austrian Massage Parlor. Finishing an missionary trip motor boating on her jugs, she slid her yoga pants down and removed her tampon. He went down on her with the vehemence of a starving grizzly, and gave her the best menstrualingus known to man. Upon coming up from her worn out bloody vulva, His face looked like a dripping red Rorschach test.
by SkulletBuster November 30, 2016
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Menstrualbating

The process in which one sexually pleases themselves while going through their menstrual cycle.
Last night, I decided to start menstrualbating because my joke of a husband refused to have sex with me while on my period.
by Zhu Sol May 5, 2015
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menstrualbation

when a woman masturbates while on her period
awww i hate menstrualbation, it gets REALLY messy
by dhckmstr December 7, 2009
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Menstrual Man Muncher

A woman that backs the feminist movement to such an extent, but can’t see past the basic flaws in her argument or when she is doing the exact same thing towards men
Oh you're a feminist but believe a man should always pay for a first date. And then cry when you're told otherwise... You miss are a menstrual man muncher.
by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021
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Menstrualbating

When you save a vial of your GF menstrual blood to use as a lubricant for masturbating.
Its not that time of the month, I miss it, so I'm going to stay home and do some menstrualbating!
by Evil Jokester October 23, 2019
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