6 definitions by Evil Jokester

Relative humidity

The sweat between two cousin's having sex together.

The relative humidity had to be %90 between aunt Mary jo and cousin Clem

by Evil Jokester October 20, 2019

Menstrualbating

When you save a vial of your GF menstrual blood to use as a lubricant for masturbating.

Its not that time of the month, I miss it, so I'm going to stay home and do some menstrualbating!

by Evil Jokester October 23, 2019

New Mexico Squirrel Chirp

When you're eating her box and she vibrates a fart on your chin

"I was eating her pussy and she hit me with a New Mexico Squirrel Chirp."

by Evil Jokester October 20, 2019

Herpalating

When your STDs sores are starting to ooze again.

My sores are herpalating again!

by Evil Jokester October 20, 2019

Blurfection

When things look better when your drunk.

I had 11 beers and that girl achieved Blurfection

by Evil Jokester October 20, 2019

Diapeea

When you drank so much you can't stop pissing.

I drank so much I have diapeea.

by Evil Jokester October 25, 2019