Menstrol

When someone is being a wanker about Something that was an accident

Accidents fucking happen you don’t have to be so menstrol about it just cause your mums dying off cancer and your dads mad cause your grans 6ft under

by Your maws deed January 10, 2019

Menstrosity

Noun.
A girl who is PMSing and/or being a total bitch. Whining, complaining, and crazy emotional outburts are all traits of a menstrosity

Babe: Did you hear Jillian screaming and ranting about how unfair life is?

Greg: Yeah, she was being a total menstrosity.

by Bambino624 December 16, 2008

menstrosexual

A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.

Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.

by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003

menstool cycle

When a group of guys are together for a period of time, their poops synchronize.

Some of my guy friends and I have noticed that when we go on road trips or just general vacations where we spend a lot of time together, we all get on the same pooping "cycle." After a few days together, we always end up having to poop at the same time -- sort of the male equivalent of women and the menstrual cycle. Our question: Is there a name for this phenomenon?

Sports Guy-The Menstool cycle?

by Polartank13 April 1, 2008

menstroni

da female cycle, wen u on yo period!!!!

damn girl im on my menstroni and its leakin!!

by nyle johnson August 26, 2008

menstrophobic

fear of having anything to do with a woman's menstral cycle.

Donna: Amy, Where's your man?

Amy: Aww...he's being menstrophobic.

by BeavBaby June 4, 2009

menstrous

(adj.) having the ugly or frightening behaviour often attributed to "monsters" manifested by women when experiencing PMS.

The extrinsic-origin of the word is to be found in Slavic languages where "monstrum" stands for "monster", and so a noun of this word (a lady in PMS) would therefore be a "menstrum".

Selena threw her menstrous look at him and in it he could see all the fearful wretchedness of a wild animal captured.

by T-Error November 28, 2016