menstrophobic

fear of having anything to do with a woman's menstral cycle.

Donna: Amy, Where's your man?

Amy: Aww...he's being menstrophobic.

menstrophobic by BeavBaby June 4, 2009

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metrophobic

Metrophobia, contrary to pop-cultural belief, means "fear of hatred of poetry." It does NOT have anything to do with women fearing so-called "metrosexuals."

Mum, I've told you 1000 times, your poetry is crap and I'm metrophobic!

metrophobic by Nathan7 January 16, 2006

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metrophobic

Afraid of metrosexuals. phobia to metrosexuals.

metrophobic by tweek October 24, 2003

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Metrophobic

Adjective. Afraid of, disliking, or disapproving of metrosexual society and culture.

Your mullet suggests that you may be metrophobic.

Metrophobic by lkajsdfoiduo October 20, 2007

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metrophobic

A woman who is deathly afraid of straight men who act gay, i.e. a woman of high intelligence.

What?! How can you NOT like the guy wearing the $300 shirt and drinking Shiraz over at the bar? You're so metrophobic!

metrophobic by keekee December 8, 2003

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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