Menged 

Someone or something that is so gross looking that only a mother could love a face like that.

Steve: "dude, Brittney Spears looks so hot since she got her head shaved"
Brad: "that shit is so menged"

Menged by youmengedbastard July 25, 2011

Menked 

When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"

Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?

Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...

Menked by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018

Ladas on the Menge 

A way to say goodbye, pronounced Lay-dahs on the Men-jay, made popular in the movie, "I Love You Man"

Simon: I gotta go to math
Peter: Oh I have math
Simon: Alright, Ladas on the Menge
Peter: Lada

Ladas on the Menge by sihudman October 19, 2009

megged 

(In football/soccer): to beat your opponent in a one-on-one contest by tapping the ball between his legs and running around him before he/she has realized what happened.

"Look at Michael go! He's megged 4 people straight!"

megged by adr[ii]aninho October 4, 2006

monged 

Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.

I was monged out last night after that weed

monged by cup December 12, 2003

manged 

a verb, it is the acted of getting so drunk you do severely dumb things, not neccessarily a black out, but usually

Dude, last night I got manged and I woke up in the hallway wearing some fat chick's bra as a hat and using the dog's pillow as a blanket.

manged by Mango the mang February 10, 2005

mendedfence 

mendedfence: the hottest and funniest tiktok page ever, I love them sm and they’re so cool.

I love mendedfence she’s so cool, you should follow them <3

mendedfence by SuperBananaMan September 27, 2021