menge

a dirty and or sloppy pussy (vagina).

I cant belive you ate that shit. its a menge!!!

by billy_goat_420 May 17, 2006

menge

for example instead of very good you can say menge good since it has higher value for the thing that you are describing.

guy 1: did you try out no mans sky on steam? i heard it was very good.
guy 2: don't waste your money on that turd, i hear it was MENGE bad.

by Robbus November 25, 2016

menge

to hit someone with a pint glass or bottle particularly in the face

did you see that guy get menged in the pub last night

by druid99 September 29, 2006

menge

(v.) To perform the following ungodly, necrophilic act, requiring two people and a female corpse: Person X begins to perform cunnilingus on the said corpse. Person Y gets a running start and jumps on the abdomen of the corpse, usually landing on either the back, or on both feet (in a stomping action). Through the force of contact, the "innards and fluids" of the corpse spray out into the face of Person X. Considered a disturbing affront to nature by most cultures.

Did you hear about Ted and Gary?! They went up to the morgue yesterday and menged all night long!

by Mike August 6, 2003

menge

1) To agree with someone.
2) To show excitement or fear.
3) You use it if you don't know what something is. You could also add "Genge" if it is very funny or revolting.

1)Dimitri: I love Bananas in Pajamas
Hiraldo: MENGE!! Me too.
2)Person 1 jumps and scares Person 2.
Person 2 screams "MENGE! THAT SCARED ME!"
3)Alyssa: I stepped on some menge genge.

by gretchen manhead April 30, 2008

Ladas on the Menge

A way to say goodbye, pronounced Lay-dahs on the Men-jay, made popular in the movie, "I Love You Man"

Simon: I gotta go to math
Peter: Oh I have math
Simon: Alright, Ladas on the Menge
Peter: Lada

by sihudman October 19, 2009

je mange les petits enfants

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

by ta meremere April 13, 2016