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a verb, it is the acted of getting so drunk you do severely dumb things, not neccessarily a black out, but usually
Dude, last night I got manged and I woke up in the hallway wearing some fat chick's bra as a hat and using the dog's pillow as a blanket.
manged by Mango the mang February 10, 2005
Words you can keep
To get rejected by someone of the opposite gender.
Hey, I heard you got manged last night. Sorry to hear about that.
Manged by King Snitz August 27, 2018
Banning from social events and gatherings because of a racially prejudiced view, and denouncement by your piers. Defined by user KoolMang from ubersite.com being banned for being prejudiced towards pretty much everyone.
Dude, you keep sprouin' that anti-semitic bull, you'll get 'Manged.
'Manged by DeathJester October 22, 2004

manged monkey 

manged monkey it is a clean shaved pussy
damn that girls got a manged monkey
manged monkey by bri December 29, 2004

brina's manged monkey 

The tastiest of manged monkeys. No other manged monkey compares to the mangeus monkeus el brinias. Please see manged monkey
After his cigar and brandy, he yelled bring me my brina's manged monkey.
brina's manged monkey by CT January 1, 2005

je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

Mange Newts 

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).
1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"
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