manged

a verb, it is the acted of getting so drunk you do severely dumb things, not neccessarily a black out, but usually

Dude, last night I got manged and I woke up in the hallway wearing some fat chick's bra as a hat and using the dog's pillow as a blanket.

by Mango the mang February 10, 2005

Manged

To get rejected by someone of the opposite gender.

Hey, I heard you got manged last night. Sorry to hear about that.

by King Snitz August 27, 2018

'Manged

Banning from social events and gatherings because of a racially prejudiced view, and denouncement by your piers. Defined by user KoolMang from ubersite.com being banned for being prejudiced towards pretty much everyone.

Dude, you keep sprouin' that anti-semitic bull, you'll get 'Manged.

by DeathJester October 22, 2004

manged monkey

manged monkey it is a clean shaved pussy

damn that girls got a manged monkey

by bri December 29, 2004

brina's manged monkey

The tastiest of manged monkeys. No other manged monkey compares to the mangeus monkeus el brinias. Please see manged monkey

After his cigar and brandy, he yelled bring me my brina's manged monkey.

by CT January 1, 2005

je mange les petits enfants

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

by ta meremere April 13, 2016

Mange Newts

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).

1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"

by Reaper of the Corn March 23, 2011