Menked

When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"

Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?

Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...

by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018

Merked

To be straight killed

Oh shit that motherfucker just got merked

by Niggaturtle69 August 9, 2019

minked

adverb. when a person is so drunk they wear a stray dog comfortably around their neck for fashion purposes. in winter this may be done for warmth.

"pj got minked last night.. his boxer mix was looking pretty fly tho"

by $mora September 20, 2016

munked

the act of being drunk, high, and tripping at the same time.

lets get behind the bleachers and get munked mah nigga so we can see dave and shit.

by dsfgshida January 19, 2008

Menkered

Sudden, partially expected discovery of trickery often uncovered by surprise or event

Comic: I was told I was going to feature here tonight

Club Manager: I have no idea who you are, you got Menkered

by Wasted Gas Money January 13, 2013

merkedttv

A sweaty valorant player who hasn't seen the sun in 3 years and wants to hug Noke.

merkedttv is good at val

by storm4ultimates March 6, 2022

Monked

Monked

1. To have ones purpose altered using illegitimate methods of justification.
2. To cripple or render useless
3. To be striped of defenses
4. Weaker then all else in every aspect
5. Being forced to alter ones methods
6. To be stricken harder then others

Sony Online Entertainment really monked us up.

by Xeal January 14, 2004