Memmorhoid

The memory of a certain person or event that was a real pain in the @$$!

I once had a boyfriend that conveniently forgot his wallet every time we went out. What a memmorhoid!

by CunnieBadger September 30, 2025

Memoroid

Noun. A contraction of memory and hemorrhoid. Bad memories, as in memories that are a pain in the ass.

"I just saw my X-boyfriend and it gave me the worst case of memoroids."

by Wreybies June 22, 2009

memorrhoid

An overwhelmed sensation brought on by physically straining one's intellect or memory.

While trying to remember his busy schedule, Barry incurred a memorrhoid.

by acehole1 October 16, 2009

hemmorhoid

Person who is annoying or difficult to the point of being a pain in the ass; an annoying person whose presence unwanted to the extreme

My mother-in-law is a hemmorhoid and difficult to treat with anything approaching civility.

by Bert Homecky August 12, 2006

memoroid

To have a Memoriod is to not know between which state a thought and a memory is, or which one has come before the other.

I must be having have a memoroid as I can not tell if I was or am awake or asleep.

by synesthomp September 6, 2016

hemmorhoid arthritis

This is a real pain in the ass!

Oh shit,hemmorhoid arthritis,ouch,my ass hurts just thinking about it.

by johnny and plank October 10, 2005

memarrhoid

A memory you can't get rid of.

"That whole night is just a painful, itchy memarrhoid."

by CogburnAmKon October 15, 2013