Memmorhoid

The memory of a certain person or event that was a real pain in the @$$!

I once had a boyfriend that conveniently forgot his wallet every time we went out. What a memmorhoid!

Memmorhoid by CunnieBadger September 30, 2025

Memoroid 

Noun. A contraction of memory and hemorrhoid. Bad memories, as in memories that are a pain in the ass.

"I just saw my X-boyfriend and it gave me the worst case of memoroids."

Memoroid by Wreybies June 22, 2009

memorrhoid 

An overwhelmed sensation brought on by physically straining one's intellect or memory.

While trying to remember his busy schedule, Barry incurred a memorrhoid.

memorrhoid by acehole1 October 16, 2009

hemmorhoid 

Person who is annoying or difficult to the point of being a pain in the ass; an annoying person whose presence unwanted to the extreme

My mother-in-law is a hemmorhoid and difficult to treat with anything approaching civility.

hemmorhoid by Bert Homecky August 12, 2006

memoroid 

To have a Memoriod is to not know between which state a thought and a memory is, or which one has come before the other.

I must be having have a memoroid as I can not tell if I was or am awake or asleep.

memoroid by synesthomp September 6, 2016

hemmorhoid arthritis

This is a real pain in the ass!

Oh shit,hemmorhoid arthritis,ouch,my ass hurts just thinking about it.

hemmorhoid arthritis by johnny and plank October 10, 2005

memarrhoid 

A memory you can't get rid of.

"That whole night is just a painful, itchy memarrhoid."

memarrhoid by CogburnAmKon October 15, 2013