memorrhoid

An overwhelmed sensation brought on by physically straining one's intellect or memory.
While trying to remember his busy schedule, Barry incurred a memorrhoid.
by acehole1 October 16, 2009
mugGet the memorrhoidmug.

twigarette

An all-natural or cigarette substitute that typically tastes like shrubs.
Man, this twigarette tastes awful! Why do they cost so much?
by acehole1 October 16, 2009
mugGet the twigarettemug.