vemmorhoid

a pussy hemmorhoid; a protrusion from the cunt not due to excess fucking; basically a vaginal hemorrhoid.

Damn, that chick's pussy is nice but she has a vemmorhoid.

by TurningGargoyle May 31, 2007

hemmorhoid

Person who is annoying or difficult to the point of being a pain in the ass; an annoying person whose presence unwanted to the extreme

My mother-in-law is a hemmorhoid and difficult to treat with anything approaching civility.

by Bert Homecky August 12, 2006

hemmorhoid arthritis

This is a real pain in the ass!

Oh shit,hemmorhoid arthritis,ouch,my ass hurts just thinking about it.

by johnny and plank October 10, 2005

rigger monkey hemmorhoids

Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole

Cats gots to have their whiskers. Rigger Monkeys gots to have their rigger monkey hemmorhoids.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

hemmorhoid sauce

the juice from a hemdroid while getting anally fucked by two homosexual gentlemans

lets get some hemmorhoid sauce for our friday night pizza paarty!!

by deuce in the butt January 2, 2010

Memmorhoid

The memory of a certain person or event that was a real pain in the @$$!

I once had a boyfriend that conveniently forgot his wallet every time we went out. What a memmorhoid!

by CunnieBadger September 30, 2025