Memoroid 

Noun. A contraction of memory and hemorrhoid. Bad memories, as in memories that are a pain in the ass.

"I just saw my X-boyfriend and it gave me the worst case of memoroids."

Memoroid by Wreybies June 22, 2009

memoroid 

To have a Memoriod is to not know between which state a thought and a memory is, or which one has come before the other.

I must be having have a memoroid as I can not tell if I was or am awake or asleep.

memoroid by synesthomp September 6, 2016

membroid 

One who is a member of something but considered to be a cross between a member of the group and a hemorrhoid by other members and basically considered to be a pain in the ass.

Family gatherings are so much fun until my wife's membroid relatives show up.

membroid by Roland819 November 23, 2006

memroid 

A painful memory.

I get a memroid every time I remember the breakup with Heather.

memroid by ReoSaurus November 19, 2021

memroid 

A painful memory.

I have a memroid every time I think of the breakup with Heather.

memroid by ReoSaurus November 19, 2021