Memoroid

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Noun. A contraction of memory and hemorrhoid. Bad memories, as in memories that are a pain in the ass.

"I just saw my X-boyfriend and it gave me the worst case of memoroids."

Memoroid by Wreybies June 22, 2009

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memoroid

To have a Memoriod is to not know between which state a thought and a memory is, or which one has come before the other.

I must be having have a memoroid as I can not tell if I was or am awake or asleep.

memoroid by synesthomp September 6, 2016

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Memoroid • memroid • membroid

membroid

One who is a member of something but considered to be a cross between a member of the group and a hemorrhoid by other members and basically considered to be a pain in the ass.

Family gatherings are so much fun until my wife's membroid relatives show up.

membroid by Roland819 November 23, 2006

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memroid

A painful memory.

I get a memroid every time I remember the breakup with Heather.

memroid by ReoSaurus November 19, 2021

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memroid

A painful memory.

I have a memroid every time I think of the breakup with Heather.

memroid by ReoSaurus November 19, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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