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hemmorhoid arthritis

Oh shit,hemmorhoid arthritis,ouch,my ass hurts just thinking about it.

hemmorhoid sauce 

the juice from a hemdroid while getting anally fucked by two homosexual gentlemans
lets get some hemmorhoid sauce for our friday night pizza paarty!!

Hermorrhoid

1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass
Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
Hermorrhoid by tnunnster October 7, 2010

Hemorrhoid

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.
Hemorrhoid by Phuqit November 22, 2011

Hemerrhoid Tarp 

Q: Do you wear granny panties?

A: No I prefer hemerrhoid tarps
Hemerrhoid Tarp by Melunn June 5, 2020

Hemorrhoid

Swollen veins in or outside the anus
that dude is a hemorrhoid
Hemorrhoid by dhar woman July 7, 2022